stop exsisting.

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:08:09 GMT

as for trusting people .... fuck it - i quit!!!

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 08:47:53 GMT

vegemite and cheese sammiches = YUM!!

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:46:01 GMT

... fuck

probably the best text ive recieved in a long time

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:25:52 GMT

Black women all over the world are shaving their pubic hair today in support of Obama's election. Their message to the world? "READ OUR LIPS, NO MORE BUSH!!"

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 02:23:47 GMT

anyone for arse potatoes?

omg ...

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 06:38:42 GMT

do you know how frustrating it is when all 3 supermarkets dont have blue jelly ... and you NEED blue jelly?!

but my local corner shop came to the rescue. only thing is, instead of paying 99cents each, i paid almost 3 bucks each!

the things i do for my children

just something i found

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:00:10 GMT

LiFE

The paradox of our time in history is that
we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers;
wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints;
we spend more, but we have less;
we buy more but enjoy it less.
We have bigger houses and smaller families;
more conviences, but less time;
we have more degrees, but less sense;
more knowledge, but less judgment;
more experts, but more problems;
more medicine, but less wellness.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.
We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life;
we've added years to life, not life to years.

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:35:01 GMT

to find yourself - look to the wreckage of your past

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:53:34 GMT

Young love is a flame, very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of an older and disciplined heart is like coals, deep burning and unquenchable.

my new favorite song

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 13:16:40 GMT

Killing Me - Cauterize

I wonder where you are.
Please don't come around tonight
cause I can't stand to see you and I don't want to fight.
Gimme one more drink and I swear I think I'll be ready
to make the same mistakes again with you.

I finally figured out that you're not coming back and I'm not going anywhere.
You were the one with all the faith how did you let it slip away?
That's right, I'm blaming this all on you and the little things you didn't do.
We both knew that you were stronger, could have fought a little longer.
You didn't hold it tight enough.
You lost your grip and I slipped right through your fingers.

No more sleepless nights alone.
This bed is better without you.
No more waitin' up for calls.
I've got nothin' left to say to you.

Tell me again about those better days.
This silence hurts me more than anything you could say.
Broken knuckles, broken heart.
I fell in love then fell apart.
You tried to run, I tried to hide, still we managed to collide.
Fell so hard, matching scars.
Held you close, felt so far.
Hearts beating out of time.
You're screaming with no reason and no rhyme.

So I will save this last breath for words that I won't scream.
I don't feel like dying, but you're killing me.

Just when the wounds start healing you're there to break me open.
Watch the blood spill.
I'm getting used to this.
I'll clean it in the morning.

I wonder where you are.
Please don't come around tonight
cause I can't stand to see you and I don't want to fight.
Gimme one more drink and I swear I think I'll be ready
to make the same mistakes again without you.

i am in love

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:21:04 GMT

she wakes up
rage and grace
pulling me closer
pushing away
and me the sharpest thorn on your vine
twisting and turning were all intertwined

broken wing
empty glass
words that scream and bounce right back
she says"you know, we'd all like to rearrange"

chorus:
i wish i could fix you
and make you how i want you
i wish i could fix you
and i wish you could fix me

i wish i could heal you
and mend where you are broken
i wish i could heal you
and i wish you could heal me

the beaming sunrise buries the night
the setting sun destroys the light
and she said "baby ive got to get going"
cutting eachother wihtout even knowing

she sees a million stars like holes in the sky
all gods tears for her they cry
and i am in her rain

chorus

broken wing
empty glass
words that scream and bounce right back
she says" you know, we'd all like to rearrange"

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:10:10 GMT

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:57:38 GMT

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,

a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off

the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality.

So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.

If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.

Chimpanzee = you're a moron.

Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.

Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.

A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.

Obviously you're stressed and overworked.

You should take some time off and relax!

Try again next year.

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:31:33 GMT

you know you're tired when you try and use your mobile as your mouse then wonder why it wont work

i am in love

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:19:31 GMT

a prayer for the stressed

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:41:52 GMT

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
the courage to change the things I can,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off
and also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow,
Help me to always give 100% at work
12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday
And help me to remember
when im having a real bad day
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off
and it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to fuck off.
Amen

last one - i promise

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:13:32 GMT

The Keys to Your Life

Anything good in your life comes from your vision and clarity.

You're able to see above all the small things in life and wisely understand the big picture.

Anything bad in your life comes from not taking charge when you should be.

You are a natural leader. So be aggressive and take the reins!

The Keys To Your Life

You Are a Cashew

You are laid back, friendly, and easy going.

Compared to most people, you have a very mild temperament.

You blend in well. You're often the last person to get noticed.

But whenever you're gone, people seem to notice right away!

What Nut Are You?

What Your City Walk Means

You are thoughtful and contemplative. You enjoy spending time alone with your thoughts.

You are very outgoing and friendly. You feel very comfortable in a crowd, and you can get to know anyone.

Money is very important to you. You like to have lots of nice things... and you don't care if you're being greedy.

You are curious about ideas. If you had the means, you'd like to explore the whole world.

The City Walk Personality Test

You Belong in the Baby Boomer Generation

You fit in best with people born between 1943 and 1960.

You are optimistic, rebellious, and even a little self centered.

You still believe that you will change the world.

You detest authority and rules. Deep down, you're a non conformist.

What Generation Do You Belong In?

worth a listen - specially if you're a mummy

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 00:22:38 GMT

THE STRONG ONE - CLINT BLACK

When God made woman I wonder sometimes
If it was a flower he had in mind when he made her
A touch as gentle as a butterfly
A kiss so sweet it could stop time forever
God gave man a chance to be the kind of strength a woman needs
He was suppose to be the one to carry that load

But there she goes
Baby in her arms
World on her shoulders when her day starts
Working a job that don't pay much
but she thanks God it's enough
There she is
on her own two feet
He walked out
but she's still got dreams
Trys to laugh when she feels like crying
Nobody'd blame her if she stopped trying
But she's got a heart that gives and gives
Now you tell me who the strong one is

Tonight's the first night in a while
She'll put on her makeup wearing a smile
She's going out
And everything was all planned out
but the fever that the baby's got now
It's all shot down

She gives up what she wants to do for what she has to
That's what a momma does
She'll be there like she always is
when the sun comes up

And there she goes
Baby in her arms
World on her shoulders when her day starts
Working a job that don't pay much
but she thanks God it's enough
There she is
on her own two feet
He walked out
but she's still got dreams
Trys to laugh when she feels like crying
Nobody'd blame her if she stopped trying
But she's got a heart that gives and gives
So you tell me who the strong one is

And there she is on her own two feet
He walked out but she's still got dreams
Trys to laugh when she feels like crying
Nobody'd blame her if she stopped trying
But she got a heart that gives and gives
So you tell me who the strong one is

You tell me who the strong one is

Nobody's Home - Avril Lavigne

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:09:19 GMT

I couldn't tell you why she felt that way,
She felt it everyday.
And I couldn't help her,
I just watched her make the same mistakes again.

What's wrong, what's wrong now?
Too many, too many problems.
Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs.
She wants to go home, but nobody's home.
It's where she lies, broken inside.
With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.
Broken inside.

Open your eyes and look outside, find the reasons why.
You've been rejected, and now you can't find what you left behind.
Be strong, be strong now.
Too many, too many problems.
Don't know where she belongs, where she belongs.
She wants to go home, but nobody's home.
It's where she lies, broken inside.
With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.
Broken inside.

Her feelings she hides.
Her dreams she can't find.
She's losing her mind.
She's fallen behind.
She can't find her place.
She's losing her faith.
She's fallen from grace.
She's all over the place.
Yeah,oh

She wants to go home, but nobody's home.
It's where she lies, broken inside.
With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.
Broken inside.

She's lost inside, lost inside...oh oh yeah
She's lost inside, lost inside...oh oh yeah

just a few blog things :)

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 12:47:23 GMT

What Your Little Black Dress Says About You

You are lively and outgoing. You are naturally friendly.

You enjoy meeting new people and making new connections.

Your style is whimsical and unique. You're good at putting together interesting outfits.

If you were a shoe, you would be: High heeled boots

The Little Black Dress Test

Your Thinking is Concrete and Sequential

You are precise, orderly, and realistic.

You tend to get to the point and get things done.

Difficult, detailed work is easy for you. You take things step by step.

Time limits aren't a problem for you either. You work well with deadlines.

What does drive you crazy is any sort of task that isn't precisely laid out.

You don't like anything to be ambiguous. You prefer to deal with the facts at hand.

What Kind of Thinker Are You?

The Part of You That No One Sees

You are lively, dramatic, and flamboyant.

You have an outrageous personality...

And you secretly resent anyone who makes you tone it down.

Underneath it all, you are driven by your need for attention and acceptance.

You need to feel special at all times.

You are secretly jealous and occasionally insecure.

What's the Part of You That No One Sees?

everytime i burp, i taste cucumber

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 05:55:30 GMT

Your Spelling is Okay

You got 7/10 correct.

Your spelling is a bit of a problem. Your instincts on how to spell things aren't horrible, but you often make an embarrassing mistake or two.

How's Your Spelling?

Your Heart is Red and Orange

Your heart is enthusiastic and optimistic.

You are creative, witty, and brilliant.

You bring levity and happiness to relationships.

You're good at loving people for who they are.

What Are the Colors of Your Heart?

You Are Bubblegum Flavored Gum

You are friendly, outgoing, and energetic.

You love life, and you can always find some reason to smile.

You are a bit hyper, and you're always looking for your next challenge.

You love getting things done - and you are usually on the go.

Your confidence and positive attitude makes you a very attractive person.

You can be a little flaky at times, but people are able to overlook that - because you're so fun!

What Flavor Gum Are You?

What These Sunflowers Say About You

You are a truly warm person with amazing bursts of energy.

You bring happiness to everyone around you, and you are adored by many.

You're bright, bold, and cheery. You nourish friends you with your optimism.

What Do The Flowers You Pick Say About You?

You Are a Crossword Puzzle

You are well read, and you have a good head for remembering facts.

You are a wordsmith. You have a way with words, and you're very literate.

You are a mysterious person who enjoys dropping little clues every now and then.

What Kind of Puzzle Are You?

Your Passion is Red!

You've got that spark - a good dose of intensity, power, and determination.

You do whatever you want in life ... to hell with what anyone thinks!

With so many interests and loves, you're always running around doing something new.

You have fire in your eyes, and it shows. Bet you're even wearing something red!

What Type of Passionate Woman Are You?

You Make a Good First Impression

You probably are making a much better impression than you realize.

Social situations can be a bit awkward for you at times, and you tend to over think what you say and do.

If you make a social faux pas, you remember it a lot longer than anyone else does.

Just relax and do your best. There are little things you can do to improve your social image.

Express more of an interest in the people around you, and be a good listener.

The secret of fascinating people is that they find everyone else fascinating!

What Kind of First Impression Do You Make?

Saint Patricks Day blogthings ...

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:34:53 GMT

Your Irish Name Is...

Jacinta Ryan

What's Your Irish Name?

What Your Shamrock Says About You

You are well balanced and good at taking charge. You have good judgment.

Sometimes you take on too many projects at once. You get stressed out rather easily.

You don't really consider yourself a lucky person. In your view, people create their own luck.

You are traditional, easy going, and appreciative of the simple things in life.

The Shamrock Personality Test

You're 20% Irish

You're not Irish. Not even a wee bit.

Not even on St. Patrick's Day!

How Irish Are You?

Your Leprechaun Name Is:

Tweedle Potfiller

What's Your Leprechaun Name?

You Are Samuel Adams

You're fairly easy to please when it comes to beer - as long as it's not too cheap.

You tend to change favorite beers frequently, and you're the type most likely to take a "beers of the world" tour.

When you get drunk, you're fearless. You lose all your inhibitions.

You're just as likely to party with a group of strangers as you are to wake up in a very foreign place.

What's Your Beer Personality?

You Are A Chestnut Tree

You are a born diplomat with a well developed sense of justice.

And even though you're impressive and intimidating, you're also fun to be around.

You can be irritated easily, and you sometimes act superior.

Nevertheless, you are sensitive of others feelings and very loyal.

Sometimes you feel misunderstood and are fiercely close to those who know you best.

What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

You Are Apple Green

You are almost super-humanly upbeat. You have a very positive energy that surrounds you.

And while you are happy go lucky, you're also charmingly assertive.

You get what you want, even if you have to persuade those against you to see things your way.

Reflective and thoughtful, you know yourself well - and you know that you want out of life.

What Color Green Are You?

Osamas litter to GW Bush

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:01:45 GMT

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to end George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message: 370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he showed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad.

Eventually they asked RCMP , the "Royal Canadian Mounted Police" for help. Within a minute RCMP emailed the White House with this reply: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 20:39:23 GMT

if i was a food - i'd be curry - because i give people the shits

a bedtime story

Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:40:11 GMT

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78 ?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a

story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you ???